total knock out.

i can’t believe how effing awesome kung lao was when he finished scorpion in their fight last night –  it. was. epic.

…wait, what?

if you can admit to being in zit-poppers anonymous and having an obsession with the sega genesis version of mortal kombat, then this is your rehab.

somehow they invented the legitimate* overnight cure for the pimple and mario badescu drying lotion is it.
(*toothpaste? come on now.)

both of my younger brothers are die hard fans (yet refuse to by their own bottles because they’re cheap). so if that alone isn’t testament of its greatness, then i just don’t know what is. if you don’t mind looking like your face has the chicken pox or like you got attacked by a starving swarm of mosquitos, then game on!

coming in at a price of around $25, this is one product that will give your zits a mortal kombat worthy t.k.o.

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WARNING: VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. THIS VIDEO CONTAINS MATERIAL OF A GRAPHIC NATURE. NAMELY LOTS OF OOZING PUS FROM A GIANT ZIT. YUM.

http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/Xf8G-c_eAhs&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xcc2550&color2=0xe87a9f&border=1

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