an open letter to lindsay lohan.


dear lindsay,
as much as i sometimes wish i was you and lived your crazy life, you really need to stop making people think its alright to walk around looking like they belong in willy wonka’s factory.

seriously – its rude.

the colour orange only belongs on certain things; included are creamsicles, oranges, and muppet fur.  unfortunately your skin does not fit into this category.

please do something about this soon.  we’re all concerned.

sincerely,

jamie.

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if you, or someone you know has fallen victim to a serious case of dorito-face or splotchy-hands, there is help available.

the glorious folks over at vichy reformulated their self-tanner capital soleil: auto bronzant, turning it from a carrot-toned finish to a beautiful natural bronze that has everyone asking me where i went on vacation.

shhh! don’t tell!

at $25, i think i can sacrifice a case of ginger-vitus for the cash.

click here for the self-tanner hall of shame.
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